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UnknownFace your problems, don’t facebook them.
UnknownFacebook says we’re ‘Friends’ but, trust me, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!
UnknownFacebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person…Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. Posting on her page, stealing your Bitchbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t ever need T.V. sh-t is here – Newsbook!
UnknownRoses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?
Unknown“You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.” — Unknown
“Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like!” — Unknown
“Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’.” — Unknown
“Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.” — Unknown
“Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, “Go f*ck yourself.” — Unknown
