Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know.Unknown
Your Face: 3 Million people dislike this.Unknown
Face your problems, don’t facebook them.Unknown
Facebook says we’re ‘Friends’ but, trust me, I wouldn’t hesitate to punch you in the freaking face!Unknown
Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person…Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches can’t Spellbook. Hate behind your back, but in person wish you Wellbook. Glitchbook, Snitchbook, Fake Family Listbook. Posting on her page, stealing your Bitchbook. Rudebook, Feudbook, tell your every Movebook. Don’t ever need T.V. sh-t is here – Newsbook!Unknown
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?Unknown
You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like!
Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’.
Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.