Facebook delete and block, the modern way of saying, “Go f*ck yourself.
Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook.
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens on Facebook?
Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored.
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?
You know you’re broke when: 1. the Dollar Store is too expensive. 2. You literally don’t have two-cents to rub together. 3. You play Farmville for a vacation.
Why is it that there is an Unlike button only after you Like it?
I’m waiting to see the first ‘Intervention’ episode on A&E for a Facebook addict.Unknown
Facebook: at least you don’t have to buy gas to get there!
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don’t even know!