Facebook Quotes
Home » Facebook Quotes (30 Quotes)“Exams + Facebook = Your head is in the wrong book!” — Unknown
“Instead of Facebook asking ‘What’s on your mind?”, it should probably ask “WTF is YOUR problem?” — Unknown
You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
Unknown“Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face!” — Unknown
“Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.” — Unknown
“Alright…why hasn’t Facebook added a Dislike button yet?!” — Unknown
“Posting my thoughts for the day: ……… done.” — Unknown
I bet you think this status is about you, don’t you, don’t you? You’re so vain!
UnknownThink; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental hospital and we’re all patients!” — Unknown
“I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, “Like a good neighbor State Farm is there!” — Unknown
