Kesha Quotes

Jack Daniels is an anti—bacterial and it’s way better than morning breath. Let me put it this way, if you wake up naked in a bathtub and you have the choice between rinsing out with Jack Daniels or trying to make out with some dude with morning breath, I would recommend picking up the Jack.

Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It’s a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts.

I play a lot of instruments… and I can dance and I can really, really sing, so I’m going to be doing all that and, meanwhile, covering everybody in glitter.

Hangin’ with a carny. It tells me those turkey legs at the renaissance festival are made out of emu. Is that legal?

Lose your mind. Lose it now. Lose your clothes In the crowd. We’re delirious. Tear it down ’til the sun comes back around. — Ke$ha (lyrics)

And now we lookin’ like pimps in my gold Trans—Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my drunk text on. I’ll regret it in the mornin’, but tonight I don’t give a…

On Britney lip syncing at concerts: I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. — Kesha

On brushing teeth with Jack: “I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel’s. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.” — Ke$ha (Maxim 2010)

On being a real party girl: That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I’m not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I’m not a moron.

When asked if she’d ever kissed a girl: Oh, yeah. I don’t remember if I’ve ever made out with Katy, but I’ve kissed some b****es in my life. — Kesha