Kesha Quotes

Jack Daniels is an anti—bacterial and it’s way better than morning breath. Let me put it this way, if you wake up naked in a bathtub and you have the choice between rinsing out with Jack Daniels or trying to make out with some dude with morning breath, I would recommend picking up the Jack.

Somebody sent me their tooth, which I now wear as an earring. It’s a molar, I think. I love it when people send me body parts.

I play a lot of instruments… and I can dance and I can really, really sing, so I’m going to be doing all that and, meanwhile, covering everybody in glitter.

Hangin’ with a carny. It tells me those turkey legs at the renaissance festival are made out of emu. Is that legal?

Lose your mind. Lose it now. Lose your clothes In the crowd. We’re delirious. Tear it down ’til the sun comes back around. — Ke$ha (lyrics)

And now we lookin’ like pimps in my gold Trans—Am. Got a water bottle full of whiskey in my handbag. Got my drunk text on. I’ll regret it in the mornin’, but tonight I don’t give a…

On Britney lip syncing at concerts: I don’t think that’s fair at all for people who are going to see the show. I think if you are going to be a singer, you should sing. If you are going to be a dancer, you should dance. If you are going to do a combination of the two, you should make it very clear when you are singing and very clear when you are dancing. I would never do that to my fans. — Kesha

On brushing teeth with Jack: “I have. I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste, but there was some leftover Jack Daniel’s. I figured it would be good for my morning breath.” — Ke$ha (Maxim 2010)

On being a real party girl: That depends. You’ve got to define ‘party girl.’ If you mean I’m a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I’m not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I’m not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I’m not a moron.

When asked if she’d ever kissed a girl: Oh, yeah. I don’t remember if I’ve ever made out with Katy, but I’ve kissed some b****es in my life. — Kesha

On presenting with Justin Bieber at the Grammys: He’s such a tiny little baby! I would’ve loved to push him around onstage in a carriage.

Honestly, I think its kinda funny that you waste your breath talking about me. Got me feeling kinda special really. (So this is what your all about.)

On Competition: Honest to God, and I’m not just saying this as a cop—out, I don’t believe in that kind of energy. I believe in karma, and I believe if you put out positive vibes to everybody, that’s all you’re going to get back.

I’m sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I made out with chicks? Hell yeah. Did I think it was awesome? Hell yeah. I wouldn’t call myself bi. Like, if I didn’t eat meat for a week, it doesn’t make me a vegetarian. So I like people, and that’s just it. I like people.

If I smear glitter on my face, you don’t have a choice – you will be more attracted to me. It’s part of our brand makeup. So anyway, then I started thinking, why just do my eyes? Why not my entire body? And at the end of my shows why don’t I put a backpack on that’s like a hand—held cannon and blast glitter at people? So not only do I look attractive, but so does everybody who’s dancing? It’s kind of like become my thing. — Unknown

People are shocked by it, but if I were Guns ‘N’ Roses or Van Halen, no—one would be surprised. Or a rapper – look at all those songs on the radio that are, like, ‘Girl go up and down the pole’. I mean, dance for me dudes! I understand I’m supposed to be feminine and dainty, but I’m not. People are more impressed with things that I do because they almost treat you as if you’re handicapped if you’re a woman… people can be impressed that I can play a few chords on the guitar.

I think people can stand to take themselves just a little less seriously. I’m fighting the war against pretension.

Referring to her part in Right Round: Whatever. I’m money — I don’t need money.

I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover…He’s amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses.

Ain’t got a care in the world, but got plenty of beer. Ain’t got no money in my pocket, but I’m already here. And now the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger. But we kick ‘em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.