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Name: Dwayne Michael Carter, Jr. Nickname: Lil Wayne Born: September 27, 1982 Birthplace: New Orleans, Louisiana Star Sign: Libra More: Lil Wayne Graphics |
Even in the dungeon, I glow. Even if it ain't sunny, I glow.
Life's a b---h, now die for her.
Elevator in my crib 'cause it's 5 floors. I'm not expectin you to have one in yours.
We are not the same. I'm a martian, this is Space Jam.
Put me in the wild --- I be there for a while.
If you's a hater. I'm eatin, you's a waiter.
We the motha f---a's like M.I.L.F., my n---ga.
I love my baby mamas, they my highest honors.
Bitch, I go hard like the boy from 300.
Stop playin, I'm fresher than a Degree stick.
Well of course, I smoke mad weed, I'm on my high horse.
Money spread like germs, get sick n---a.
Make the girls say my name like roll call.
Time to do the thing, that's word to your wrist watch.
And everybody watch your back when you're in the front.
The money keep calling, I hear this sh-t dialling, and they say money talks, you can hear my sh-t holler’n.
Crown fit me good, I ain't even got to try on.
I look in the flames and see the hotter me.
I’m the bomb baby, watch me nuke this sh-t.
I pop like lolli's, you drop like eyelids.
New Orleans coroner, his name is Frank Minyard, f-ck with me wrong, you’ll be waking up in his yard.
I still eat rappers. Mmm. Scrumptious.
Man I go crazy on the beat I go Nimrod,
Man I act a ass, treat the beat like a hemorrhoid
Man I go to work on the beat, call it employ,
Man I kicks it, b-tch get your shin guard,
Pump to your chest, I ain't talking CPR.
Ran into a super woman, turned her to a super bitch, hit her with that super dick, she be cumming super quick.
My pockets too deep, I fuck around and drown her..........All we do is shop until we drop.
I take her to the vet, cause she a bad bitch.
Pockets too deep, shawty you gon' have to climb out.
She wants to own me and I ain't trying to fight it.
And I keep that toaster, you can come, and be my strudel biiitch.
Hater, hater, hater -- I love you so much.
And I would hate to not be hated.
Stand on my money, headbutt Yao Ming.
How do I feel? Bitch, I feel undefeated. - Lil Wayne
And if you come up from under that water and there's fresh air, just breathe baby, God's got a blessin' to spare. I know the process is so much stress but it's the progress that feels the best. I came from the projects straight to success and you're next, just try, they can't steal your pride, it's inside. Then find it and keep on grindin' 'cause in every dark cloud theres a silver linin'; I know. - Lil Wayne
I am the only fire that can live in the rain.
i'm restin in the lead. I need a pillow and a cover.
Fresher than the harvest.
So fly I'm gonna take off when I leap. Bye.
I scream fuck the world with a long dick.
You know what they say 'bout when your palm itch, I'm gonna get money - money I'm gon' get.
I'm so high I can vomit on a comet.
We are in a league they aren't.
No i didn't say that I'm flawless, but I damn sure don't tarnish.
My gun go crazy like it's retarded. Red light on it's like it's recording.
I dont stunt I stunt hard.
And I take probation, I don't want that T.I. and Vic vacation.
The money is the motive.
Swagga so bright I don't even need light.
If you the shit then I'm sewerage.
Try me and I'll have your people readin' eulogies.
Life is a gamble and I'm all about my poker chips.
The top is so appropriate, this is just where I belong.
Yeah I'm the best to ever do it bitch and you the best at never doin' shit.
I'm the man around this muthaf-a
I'm so hot you probably catch a tan around this muthaf-a
this rap game, I got my hand around this muthaf-a
yeah I said game but I ain't playin' around this muthaf-a
crazy muthaf-a I am one but the crazy thing is I began one
you n*s softer then roseanne's son
futuristic handgun if you act foul you get two shots and one
hope I dont look weak cuz when a wolf cry wolf you still see that wolfs teeth
I swear I care bout everything but these bitches
I don't care I “so what” these bitches
and I put young mula baby way above these bitches
Imma spare everything but these n-s
I flip the gun and gun fuck these n-s
take the knife off the AK and cut these n-s
I got a grill, I don't need to get my tooth fixed.
The Tooth Fairy will retire if I use it.
i know my role and i play it well
got my tank top top down, it probably ain't summer
but I ride like that cause i'm hotter than the others
you can't get on my level. you gon need a space shuttle or a ladder; that's forever.
and I know you probably wish you never met me, and I just wish you never forget me
life is such a f* roller coaster then it drops
but what should I scream for this is my theme park
hopped up in my car & told my chauffeur to the top
&& i will never stop like i'm runnin from the cops
i'm so official all i need is a whistle
You forgot about the house, you forgot about the ring
I remember everything, I just wanna hear you sing
I remember the love, right after the fights
You can't tell me you don't remember those nights
and if I would cry, then you would cry twice
To me you are the brightest star under sunlight
See take away my title, take away my stripes
You give me back my girl and you give me back my life
Give me back my girl and you give me back my life
since i've lost you : i'm lost too
Give me another chance, I'm needin' it like a kidney
I don't wanna advance, give me back her hands
Give me back her touch, I don't ask for much
but I f* up, I know I f* up, I admit I f* up
but everybody f* up, now this other ***** lucked up
She was my down chick, I was her soldier
I was her gangsta, she was my shoulder
You were the pistol to my holster ...BANG!
my mind shine even when my thoughts seem dark
Rock star sh*t for my rock star ass
Got a tub full of money that’s a rock star bath
Then I use more money to wipe my rock star ass
Then I throw it in the garbage that rock star trash
They don't make em like me no more
matter fact they never made em like me before
i'm all i trust
imma new song & you're just a remix
i have no stress, because i am the best
take them shoes off your teeth
&& quit runnin your mouth
love, live, life, and i'm dead.
we done matured & grown into our own situations
make jokes. no stress.
love. live. life. proceed. progress.
i'm all about my cake; i'm tryna marry betty crocker.
& i don't think you're beautiful
i think you're beyond it
you're like a bitch with no ass
you ain't got s***
weezy is so fly in any weather
and i aint on hova level, im over level
i'm right right & you're wrong left
man i swear im so fly - i wake up in the sky
and wipe the cloud out my eye
what's understood don't gotta be explained
tell them to keep my name out their mouth,
cause they don't know me
i'm rare like mr. clean with hair
i'm the s*** & that's the only thing you smell around me.
even when im on my back, im never backin down
yes i am the best even bobble heads tell me yes
i dont want a broken heart; cause i'll lose all the pieces
you worry about yours, let them worry about theirs, cause i got mine
you can wear a condom but you cant come here
well you know how they say you are nobody
till somebody kills you well im from your nobody till you kill somebody
if you need an example of how to live you should not have been born
i'll take probation, i don't want that t.i. and vick vacation
don't you compare me cause they're aint nobody near me
they dont see me but they hear me
they dont fear me but they feel me
baby i can bless u when u aint even sneezin
flow so sick makes you wanna throw your food up
weezy f baby dont forget the f about me and if you do get the f around me
im higher than a motherf***in chronic leaf tree top
i'm just a soul whose intentions are good
o lord please don't let me be misunderstood
im a doctor they dont understand my writing
so i stopped writing...now im like lightning...
& u aint Vince Young so dont clash wit the Titans
Down like she supposed to be,
She gets down low for me,
Down like her temperature, ’cause to me she zero degrees,
Shes cold, overfreeze,
I got that girl from overseas,
Now she my miss America,
now can i be her soldier please?
I’m fighting for this girl,
On the battlefield of love,
Don’t it look like baby cupid sendin arrows from above?
Don’t you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
and honestly im down like the economy.
i'm not the shooter, i'm the bullet bitch
I do what I do and you do what you can do about it.
drugs are bad i'm acknowledging that
but when im on the drugs i don't have a problem wit that
you know the cops don't like us
because they wanna rock just like us
if you leave you leaving the best
so you would have to settle for less
but but he so sweet,
she wanna lick the rapper
swallow my words taste my thoughts
& if they to nasty spit it back at me
you got beef, bring your cow.
i will CATTLE you
keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen
safe sex is great sex better wear a latex
cuz you dont want that late text that "i think am late" text
im the one who has to die when its time for me to die.
so let me live my life the way i want to.
i know you prolly wish you never met me,
but i just hope you never forget me
she wanna f* weezy,
but she wanna rape wayne
they say if you pray
then you can get your blessings ordered and delivered
when i started flirtin with the hustle
failure became my ex
now im engaged to the game
and married to success
im more afraid of life than death
one finger up and im out,
because bitch you aint even worth two
i listen to her heartbeat
cause it plays my favorite song.
iI'll cool ya ass down if ya think ya hot s***
&& i swear to everything when i leave this earth,
its gonna be on both feet never knees in the dirt
we pop em like orville redenbacher
you think you fresh shytt; - i'm ripee.
i've been through alotta s***,
but i'ma keep my head up like my nose is bleedin
there aint nuthin gon stop me so just envy it
dont compare me cause there aunt nobody near me
take them shoes off your teeth
&&
stop runnin your mouth
he s*** you hear might be true but then again
it could be as fake as the b* who told you
i dont want a broken heart; cuz i'll lose all the pieces
shhh!!!
you hear the fire truck
so keep your mouth closed & let your eyes listen
blind eyes could look at me and see the truth
i'm just tryna stay ahead of my shadow
& if -they- got beef i'm the meat cleaver
you can love me or hate me
i swear it won't make me or break me
there's no keepin up with the brother
man i can spell my name in burnt rubber
i'm sleepin, i'm dreamin
i know there's a better way cause i've seen it lord
&& my future will be better than my past
i'm fishin and the bitches will bite
it's probably cause my game is fixodent tight
got my tank top top down, it probably ain't summer
but i ride like that cause i'm hotter than the others
i know my role and i play it well
fck you bitch, i'm actin brand new
i got summer hatin on me cause i'm hotter than the sun
got spring hatin on me cause i ain't never sprung
winter hatin on me cause i'm colder than yall
and i would never - i would never - i would never - fall
i'm bein hated by the seasons
so fck yall hatin for no reason
i call them april babies - cause they fools
i know ive been through alotta s*** this year,
but ima keep my head up like my nose is bleeding
all about a dollar like four quarters
i'm focused - thinkin like i got 2 brains
is there a heaven for G's and soldiers,
i cant go to hell cause i'd take over
i'm the bomb like - tickk. tick.
birds dont fly, without my permission
sometimes i wanna drop a tear but no emotion from a king
young money, dipset, thats what this is
and if i aint good lookin you can bet my bitch is
i been thru it all, the fails the falls,
im like niagra but i got right back up like viagra
i got these hataz like when he gon stop?
maybe a minute after never start ya clocks
i'm not hot. i'm great.
they said i couldn't play football i was too small
they said i couldn't play basketball i wasn't tall
they said i couldn't play baseball at all
& now everyday of my life I BALL !
got more ice than a super sized drink
i know the game is crazy
it's more crazy than it's ever been
i'm married to that crazy bitch
call me kevin federline
and them birds don't fly, without my permission,
i'm probably in the sky, flying with the fishes,
or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons,
see my world is different,
like dwayne wayne...
my name aint bic, but i keep that flame.
i got a grill, i dont need to get my tooth fixed,
the tooth fairy might retire if i lose it...
no i aint lookin down, but i see no one above me
I get Head and Tail like a quarter...in that order
And here's my most funniest joke..... I'M BROKE! hahahaaahaa