Mae West Quotes

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. — Mae West

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. — Mae West

It’s hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. — Mae West

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can’t figure out what from. — Mae West

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for. — Mae West

I believe that it’s better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked. — Mae West

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork. — Mae West

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them. — Mae West

I always say, keep a diary and someday it’ll keep you. — Mae West

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is. — Mae West

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. — Mae West

A man in the house is worth two in the street. — Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. — Mae West

He who hesitates is a damned fool. — Mae West

A man’s kiss is his signature. — Mae West

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided. — Mae West

Any time you got nothing to do – and lots of time to do it – come on up. — Mae West

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises. — Mae West

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else. — Mae West