Carrie: It's good to know that the ones you love will always be in your heart. And if your very lucky, only a plane ride away.
Samantha: I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you.
Carrie: Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?
Carrie: How does that work? You go to bed one night, wake up the next morning, and poof - you're a lesbian?
Samantha (upon seeing a firefighter): Hello, 911. I'm on fire.
Carrie: Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous.
Samantha: Men aren't that complicated. They're kind of like plants.
Samantha: I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once.
Samantha: My name's Samantha and I'm a loveaholic.
Samantha: Men, they may have you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls.
Charlotte (with a hangover): My hair hurts.
Carrie: So what are we going to do? Sit around bars, sipping Cosmos and sleeping with strangers when we're eighty?.
Carrie: Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies.
Samantha: You've got to get online, honey. If only for the porn.
Samantha: You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.
Charlotte: You dated Mr. Big. I'm dating Mr. Too Big.
Samantha: Women are for friendship, men are for fucking.
Miranda : Whatever happened to aging gracefully?
Carrie: It got old.
Carrie: Vodka, rum, gin, gay, bi, straight... this party was a veritable pu pu platter of sexual orientation.
Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.
Carrie (to Samantha): This past week I've seen Miranda's boobs and Charlotte's boob. Why don't you show me your boobs too and the circle is full?
Carrie: My Zen teacher also said the only way to true happiness is to live in the moment and not be worried about the future.
Miranda: Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
Samantha: The country runs better with a good looking man in the White House. I mean, look what happened with Nixon; no one wanted to fuck him, so he fucked everyone.
Samantha: There isn't enough wall space in New York City to hang all of my exes. Let me tell you, a lot of them were hung.
carrie: that's the thing about needs.
sometimes when you get them met,
you don't need them anymore.
carrie: i'm good at crossword puzzles,
i'm not so good at people puzzles.
maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed
maybe they just need to run free til they
find someone just as wild to run with them.
maybe all men are a drug.
sometimes they bring you down and sometimes,
like now, they get you so high
are there some women put in the world
just to make you feel bad about yourself?
but the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all
is the one you have with yourself. and if you can find someone
to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous
it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes
that's why you sometimes need really special shoes
i will never be the woman with the perfect hair,
who can wear white and not spill on it
it takes half the amount of time you dated someone to get over them
samantha: from my experience, honey,
if he seems too good to be true - he probably is.
i'm thinking balls are to men what purses are to women.
it's just a little bag, but we feel naked in public without it.
i had often fantasized about running into my ex and his wife.
but in those fantasies, i was running over them with a truck.
i revealed too much too soon
i was emotionally slutty.
carrie: the only thing that i have ever successfully
made in the kitchen is a mess.
&& several little fires.