Party Quotes

I don’t do drugs, I am drugs.

Salvador Dali

It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.

Unknown

Actually I don’t remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.

Jim Morrison

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

Unknown

I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.

Unknown

Make the most out of tonight and worry about it all tomorrow.

Unknown

Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. ♥

Unknown

Drink all day; play all night. Let’s get it poppin; I’m in Miami, bitch.

LMFAO (lyrics)

If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini; it ain’t worth fixing.

Unknown

I snuck a bunch of booze into work today, using my stomach.

Unknown
 
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