Party Quotes

“When we drink, we do it right, gettin’ slizzard.

But I always say one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party.

I didn’t commit a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.

There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.

Is 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case a coincidence? I think not.

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.