“When we drink, we do it right, gettin’ slizzard.
But I always say one’s company, two’s a crowd, and three’s a party.
I didn’t commit a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
Drunk words are sober thoughts.
I read about the evils of drinking so I gave up reading.
There are only two kinds of criminals: those who get caught and the rest of us.
Is 24 hours in a day and 24 beers in a case a coincidence? I think not.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
Nothing is illegal until you get caught.