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We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.
UnknownI’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Unknown
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
UnknownNever argue with an idiot. Bystanders won’t be able to tell the difference.
Unknown
Eenie meenie miny moe, caught you cheating with a hoe. You tried to lie right to my face, think again, you’ve been replaced.
UnknownMy life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
Unknown
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine
I don’t have the prettiest face for you to look at or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but I do promise I have the BIGGEST heart to love you with.
UnknownWhen your ex says ‘you’ll never find anyone like me’, reply with ‘that’s the point.
UnknownJust remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
Unknown
