Quotelicious » Funny http://quotelicious.com Fresh quotes daily. Wed, 15 May 2013 04:58:28 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Funny Quote http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-35 http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-35#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2012 23:12:35 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6881 We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-35/feed 0 Funny Quote http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-34 http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-34#comments Mon, 10 Sep 2012 22:56:50 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6879 I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-34/feed 0 Drama Quote http://quotelicious.com/drama-quotes/drama-quote-88 http://quotelicious.com/drama-quotes/drama-quote-88#comments Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:37:55 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6836 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/drama-quotes/drama-quote-89/feed 0 Heartbreak Quote http://quotelicious.com/heartbreak-quotes/heartbreak-quote-78 http://quotelicious.com/heartbreak-quotes/heartbreak-quote-78#comments Tue, 04 Sep 2012 05:11:10 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6802 Eenie meenie miny moe, caught you cheating with a hoe. You tried to lie right to my face, think again, you’ve been replaced.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/heartbreak-quotes/heartbreak-quote-78/feed 0 Funny Quote http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-33 http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-33#comments Sat, 28 Jul 2012 13:12:29 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6633 My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-33/feed 0 Funny Quote by Shirley MacLaine http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-32 http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-32#comments Mon, 09 Jul 2012 03:59:08 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6616 It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-32/feed 0 Love Quote http://quotelicious.com/love-quotes/love-quote-175 http://quotelicious.com/love-quotes/love-quote-175#comments Mon, 09 Jul 2012 03:57:39 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6614 I don’t have the prettiest face for you to look at or the skinniest waist for you to hold, but I do promise I have the BIGGEST heart to love you with.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/love-quotes/love-quote-175/feed 0 Funny Ex Quote http://quotelicious.com/heartbreak-quotes/funny-ex-quote http://quotelicious.com/heartbreak-quotes/funny-ex-quote#comments Wed, 04 Jul 2012 05:25:56 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6558 When your ex says ‘you’ll never find anyone like me’, reply with ‘that’s the point.

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]]> http://quotelicious.com/heartbreak-quotes/funny-ex-quote/feed 0 Funny Quote http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-31 http://quotelicious.com/funny-quotes/funny-quote-31#comments Sun, 01 Jul 2012 20:09:01 +0000 eighty.seven http://quotelicious.com/?p=6546 Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

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