If you like the character Tyrion Lannister in the Game of Thrones TV Series, then you can’t ignore his quotes.
“I have to disagree. Death is so final, yet life is full of possibilities.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?” ~Tyrion Lannister
Cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats ~Tyrion Lannister
A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone. ~Tyrion Lannister
“We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine” ~Tyrion Lannister
“I’ve got every kind of filth down here except the kind I like” ~Tyrion Lannister
I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ~Tyrion Lannister
Never forget what you are. For surely the world will Not. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you. ~Tyrion Lannister
“We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!” ~Tyrion Lannister
Don’t fight for a king. Don’t fight for his kingdoms. Don’t fight for honor, Don’t fight for Glory, Don’t fight for riches, because you won’t get any. This Is your city Stannis means to sack. That’s your gate he’s ramming. If he gets in it will be your house that burns. Your gold he steals, your women he rapes. Those are brave men knocking at our door. Lets Go Kill Them! ~Tyrion Lannister
“It’s hard to put a leash on a dog once you’ve put a crown on its head.” ~Tyrion Lannister
I try to know as many people as I can. You never know which one you’ll need. ~Tyrion Lannister
“Drinking and lust. No man can match me in these things. I am the god of tits and wine… I shall build a shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Oh Lancel, tell my friend Bronn to please kill you if anything should happen to me” ~Tyrion Lannister
“I’m quite good at spending money but a lifetime of outrageous wealth hasn’t taught me much about managing it” ~Tyrion Lannister
“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“I’m not questioning your honor, Lord Janos. I’m denying its existence” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“I need to speak to someone with hair” ~Tyrion Lannister
We all need to be mocked from Time to Time, Lest we take ourselves too seriously. More Wine Please. ~Tyrion Lannister
“There you have It. Nothing to worry about! Drinking and Lust: No man can match me in these things. I am the God of Tits and Wine. I shall build an shrine to myself at the next brothel I visit.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“In my experience eloquent men are right every bit as often as imbeciles.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“You’re in the great game now, and the great game is terrifying” ~Tyrion Lannister
“That’s what I do. I drink, and I know things” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Every time we deal with an enemy, we create two more.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“What do I want from you? I want you to share my tent. I want you to pour my wine, laugh at my jokes, rub my legs when they’re sore after a day’s ride. I want you to take no other man to bed as long as we’re together. And I want you to fuck me like it’s my last night in this world. Which it may well be.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Grand Maester Pycelle made the same joke. You must be proud to be as funny as a man whose balls brush his knees” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Of course it’s a joke, just not a very funny one.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“Oh… I’m a monster. Perhaps you should speak to me more softly, then. Monsters are dangerous and just now kings are dying like flies” ~Tyrion Lannister
Everything’s Better With Some Wine in the Belly.” ~Tyrion Lannister
“I need to speak to someone with hair” ~Tyrion Lannister
“It’s easy to confuse ‘what is’ with ‘what ought to be,’ especially when ‘what is’ has worked out in your favor.” ~Tyrion Lannister
A wise man once said the true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms” ~Tyrion Lannister
“In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl’s mouth around my cock” ~Tyrion Lannister
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