Funny good morning quotes
Trust me, when I woke up today, I had no plans to be awesome. But shit happens.
Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I am functioning at full capacity.
Part of me is thinking “Wow. It’s Wednesday already,” and the other part is thinking “What do you mean, it’s only Wednesday?!”
Best feeling ever: When you check your alarm clock and you have 3 hours left to sleep.
A simple good morning, have a great day, or I love you, goes a long way…So I’m sending you all three.
Hello, Good morning!
I hope you have a ridiculously amazing day!
I know you see all this sexiness, don’t just stare…Say good morning!
I need something more than coffee but less than cocaine.
Start your day with a smile. Good morning.
If you make me COFFEE in the morning, i’ll love you forever, or at least until the coffee is gone
I love sleeping but I never want to go to sleep early…I stay up late every night, regret it every morning. Then do it all over again.
Today will be amazing so wake up and smile, positivity is a choice, that becomes a lifestyle.
I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.
I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one!” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap
Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police. Good morning. Have a great day.
Why can’t the morning news ever say “Today has been canceled, now go back to sleep”
I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up. ~Benjamin Franklin
Sanity is boring! I’m only crazy because I choose to be that way. If I were sane, I wouldn’t be me, and being me is awesome, so I think I’ll stick to that.
Good morning Wednesday. Spreading some early morning cheerfulness to get you day started. Wishing you a lovely day.
Waking up and realizing you’re still not rich.
Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.
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Beautiful good morning quotes
The world is beautiful outside when there is stability inside.
Love is not what you say;
Love is what you do.
A beautiful life does not just happens. It is built daily by prayers, humility, sacrifice & love. Good morning…
All our dreams can come true – if we have the courage to pursue them. ~Walt Disney
Beautiful things don’t ask for attention.
Wishing you a day full of sunny smile and happy thoughts!
May God bless you with a beautiful day.
Find the beauty in each and every moment, stay in the present, and leave yesterday behind. Here’s to a fresh start on this gorgeous new day. Good morning!
Life is beautiful one day, one hour and one minute, will not come again in your entire life. Avoid fight, angry and speak lovely to every person.
Make this day beautiful. Good morning, friends!
Good morning. Beautiful souls. Be kind to yourselves today.
Good morning, the most beautiful girl.
I am so lucky to have you in my life and in my entire life I want to wake up every morning with you. Love you..
Every day I feel is a blessing from God. And I consider it a new beginning. Yeah, everything is beautiful.
Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. ~Mark Twain
Being in love with you is the most beautiful thing that has happened to me. It gives me the reason to wake up every morning.
Good morning quotes for him
I can’t stop thinking about you today…tomorrow…always.
As the morning sunrise creeps through the blinds, being with you is the only thing on my mind.
I just want to come over, hug you tight and kiss you. Good morning!
Good morning, handsome.
I just woke up and you’re already on my mind. Good morning, sweetheart!
Just wanted to say Good Morning to one of the person that means the world to me.
I don’t know what is more romantic. The thought of meeting you soon or the dream I had about you last night…
Just thinking of you, your voice, and your smile can instantly brighten up my morning. I hope your morning is a great one.
When I want to smile
I know exactly what to do,
I just close my eyes and I think of you.
Good morning my love
I was smiling all night long because I was dreaming about you. This morning too, is drenched with our love’s dreamy hues…
Wake up my love, it’s time to share coffee with me, its time to feel happy.
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Good morning quotes for friends
A beautiful morning to the best and most wonderful friend in the world.
Coffee is on, Grab a cup!
Good morning, My friends!
To my friends: Thanks for being there for me. I’m grateful for you!
A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tell you that it is bullshit and listens some more. Good morning.
A good friend is hard to find, hard to lose, and impossible to forget.
Good morning, my friends!
I pray that you and your family have a beautiful day.
May God bless
One of the best gift you can give someone is thanking them for being part of your life!
Have a nice day.
To all my friends who have just woke up. Good morning!
Today’s forecast for all my friends: if you are reading this message, nothing can stop you from having an incredible day.
You are not just a friend, you are my morning sunshine. I think of you and all the fun we have had all these years and I hope this friendship continues as long as I live. Have a great day! ~Jermaine Morris
A friend is one who strengthens you with prayers, blesses you with love and encourages you with hope. Very good morning friends.
Going crazy with my best friends is the best moment ever. Good morning friend. Have a crazy day.
Today was not like yesterday and will never be like tomorrow. So always live life to the fullest and make a most of everyday!
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Good morning for love
I hope your day is filled with love and happiness. You don’t know how much you meant to me.
Waking up is my favorite and most hated part of the day. I can talk to you when I am awake, but my dreams with you at night are always cut short.
Nothing is impossible when you put your mind, heart, soul and sweat into it. Have a great morning.
I don’t care whether it is day or night, as long as I have my beautiful wife in sight. Good morning.
The best feeling in the world is to know that you are mine and I am yours. Every morning that is enough for me to have a good day.
I don’t say it often enough, but I want you to know that I love you. Good morning.
This morning, I want you to know that you are the man of my dreams and I am so lucky that you are my reality too. I love you. I never ever want to lose you. Good morning.
Sharing smiles with the one you love is the perfect way to start the day.
Have an awesome morning, babe!
Saying good morning is not what makes the morning beautiful, it’s the fact that you are there sharing each new day with the ones you love and that’s all the goodness anyone would ever need.
I love you in the morning, in the afternoon, in the evening and underneath the noon.
Wake up my love. Flowers, smiles and laughter are waiting for you. Good morning Love.
Good morning for family
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending. Good morning.
Family is the most important thing in the world. Good morning.
No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one. Good morning.
Family where life begins and love never ends.
Best part of our life is when our family understands you as a friend & your friends support you as your family. Good morning.
Good morning my family. I don’t know when the best day is for you. But for me, all the days become best when I spend it with you.
Life, family, and friends are worth more than all the money in the world. Good morning.
Every morning reminds me how lucky I am to have someone as special as you. Good morning.
What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. ~Mother Teresa
Motivational good morning quotes
Smile in the mirror. Do that every morning and you’ll start to see a big difference in your life. ~Yoko Ono
If you have the will power, you will definitely achieve success in your life. Wish you a great day ahead.
Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself. ~Elbert Hubbard
Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. Good morning.
Be willing to be a beginner every single morning. ~Meister Eckhart
Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death. ~Arthur Schopenhauer
I get up every morning and it’s going to be a great day. You never know when it’s going to be over so I refuse to have a bad day. ~Paul Henderson
Every positive thought is a silent prayer which will change your life. ~Bryant McGill
Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have. ~Lemony Snicket
Take away negative thoughts and change it to positive thoughts. As what they said, a positive thought attracts positive things. Good morning.
She woke up every morning with the option of being anyone she wished. How beautiful it was that she always chose herself. ~Tyler Kent White
The sunrise, of course, doesn’t care if we watch it or not. It will keep on being beautiful, even if no one bothers to look at it. ~Gene Amole
Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day. Good morning.
When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. ~Marcus Aurelius
When you do something beautiful and nobody notice, do not be sad. For the sun every morning is a beautiful spectacle and yet most of the audience still sleeps. ~John Lennon
Each morning we are born again, what we do today is what matters most. ~Buddha
Every day may not be good, but there’s something good in every day. ~Alice Morse Earle
Every morning was a cheerful invitation to make my life of equal simplicity, and I may say innocence, with Nature herself. ~Henry David Thoreau
I simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed. ~Sidney Poitier
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