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Funny karma quotes
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-ha-ha-ha. tweet
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly. tweet
In the end, karma will be a bigger bitch than I’ll ever need to be. tweet
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve. tweet
When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help. tweet
People who create their own drama deserve their own karma. tweet
Karma has no deadline. tweet
Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face. tweet
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do. tweet
Short karma quotes
Karma is like gravity – it’s so basic, we don’t even notice it. tweet
Be kind to others, for everyone is fighting a battle. tweet
Nobody deserves misery but sometimes it’s just your turn. tweet
Karma never loses an address. tweet
Karma is the sweetest revenge. tweet
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Elbert Hubbard tweet
Karma is God’s girlfriend. tweet
Do good and good will follow you. tweet
Life is a boomerang. What you give you get. tweet
What goes around comes around. tweet
What goes around comes back around. tweet
Realize that everything connects to everything else. ~Leonardo DaVinci tweet
Keep calm and let karma finish it. tweet
Bad Karma quotes
He who sows evil reaps remorse. ~Arabic Proverb tweet
He that slays shall be slain. ~Scottish Proverb tweet
Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back on you. tweet
The person who is basically evil by nature will always be averse to virtuous deeds. He is always engaged in bad karma. ~Sri Guru Granth Sahib tweet
It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year, can mean so much to you now. It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year, can be just a stranger now. It’s amazing what a year can do. tweet
Punishment awaits all offenses. ~Latin Proverb tweet
Who hurt others will end up being hurt also. That is called bad karma. tweet
Never Try To Ruin Someone.. That’s Bad Karma.. Let Them Ruin Themselves The Victory Is That Much Sweeter. You Reap What You Sow! ~Amanda Bynes tweet
Men may not get all they pay for in this world; but they must certainly pay for all they get. ~Frederick Douglas tweet
Let the punishment match the offense. ~Marcus Tullius Cicero tweet
Bad karma is like instant coffee nowadays. We don’t have to wait long enough. tweet
Some people create their own storms and then get mad when it rains. tweet
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein. tweet
Karma is not just about the troubles, but also about surmounting them. ~Rick Springfield tweet
I always wear my evil eye necklace to ward off bad karma. I always wear one to protect me. ~Gracie Gold tweet
He prepares evil for himself who plots mischief for others. ~Latin Proverb tweet
Karma is nothing more than a reminder that we are one. Harming others we ultimately end up harming ourselves. ~Gordana Biernat tweet
One who previously made bad karma, but who reforms and creates good karma, brightens the world like the moon appearing from behind a cloud. ~Gautama Buddha tweet
When you blame someone, you take on their bad karma; when you praise someone, you take on their good karma. tweet
They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing. ~Hindu Proverb tweet
Remember! What goes around comes around three times harder than before. Karma is a bitch and one day it will come for you. ~Crescans Master tweet
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer tweet
Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.~The Bible tweet
He falls into the pit who leads another to it. ~American Proverb tweet
I would never disrespect any man, woman, chick or child out there. We re all the same. What goes around comes around, and karma kicks us all in the butt in the end of the day. ~Angie Stone tweet
Every man’s sin falls on his own head. ~Latin Proverb tweet
Let them fall into the snare which they have laid. ~Latin Proverb tweet
There’s a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone. ~Sylvester Stallone tweet
You will never understand the damage you did to someone until the same thing is done to you. That’s why I’m here. ~Karma tweet
You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will. ~Ericka Williams tweet
Harm set, harm get. ~American Proverb tweet
Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act nonvirtuously, suffering results. ~Sakyong Mipham tweet
The jealous are troublesome to others, but torment to themselves. ~William Penn tweet
Every sin carries its own punishment. ~American Proverb tweet
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Elbert Hubbard tweet
Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves. tweet
Karma quotes on love
We don’t find love, love find us. What you put out into the universe will find its way back to you. ~Raneem Kayyali tweet
I have a lot of other stuff to accomplish before I get to kids. Whenever the time is right, I’ll just know. If I had a girl, she’d probably be really rebellious. She would be like a bundle of karma. I would love to bring them up in Barbados. ~Rihanna tweet
Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from you will someday come back to you. Love others. And love will comeback to you. tweet
Keeping hurting the ones that love you and you’ll end up being the only one hurting in the end. Sincerely, Karma! tweet
You will love someone who doesn’t love you, for not loving someone who did. ~Humna Majid tweet
When the karma of a relationship is done, only love remains. It’s safe. Let go. ~Elizabeth Gilbert tweet
Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there’s karma to love in regards to what you’ve done to other people. ~Marina and the Diamonds tweet
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Karma quotes about life
To go from mortal to Buddha, you have to put an end to karma, nurture your awareness, and accept what life brings. ~Bodhidharma tweet
I feel like I’m worried about my later years in life because I feel like I’m using up so much good karma right now. There’s going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road. ~Ed Helms tweet
Karma is karma. Karma is in life. You do the wrong things, you get the wrong things out of it. ~Antonio Brown tweet
It was not uncommon for the children to be told they were being treated this way because it was their bad karma and they must have hurt a child in a past life. ~Mary Garden tweet
Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act non-virtuously, suffering results. ~Sakyong Mipham tweet
We have to be nice to ourselves and others in order for life to run smoothly. This is just how it goes: a fun little game of the universe we like to sometimes call karma. ~Tara Stiles tweet
But life inevitably throws us curve balls, unexpected circumstances that remind us to expect the unexpected. I’ve come to understand these curve balls are the beautiful unfolding of both karma and current. ~Carre Otis tweet
Life does not mean mere karma or mere bhakti or mere jnana. ~Vinoba Bhave tweet
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are. tweet
What goes around comes around. That’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve. ~Jessica Brody tweet
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Karma quotes about family
I try to be a good daughter, as I believe in karma and feel that how you are with your parents is directly proportionate to what you receive in your life. I am a big oneness follower, and our gurus have told us that if you want to achieve external happiness, you need to be happy internally. And your inner circle is your family. ~Shilpa Shetty tweet
I think in terms of the parents that I had, I sort of drew a bad hand, or bad karma; who knows? And I did have a family that was complicated, with some quite eccentric members. So there was a lot of grist there. ~Kathryn Harrison tweet
Mess with me? I’ll let the karma do its job. Mess with my family? I become the karma. tweet
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Karma quotes about friendship
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can’t forget. Those are your friends. tweet
A friendship that can end never really began. tweet
I hate when people talk shit about each other then pretend they are best friends. You’re fake and I hate you. tweet
I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one. tweet
Karma is like a “best friend” sometimes it comes late but never disappoints. tweet
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Karma quotes about divorce
Karma quotes about betrayal
No one ever really pays for betrayal in silver… The price of any betrayal always comes due in flesh. tweet
Forgive the person and their actions, never give in to hate, let it go, set it free, and karma will take care of what is meant to be. tweet
Fake; its the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style. tweet
Betrayal is common for men with no conscience. tweet
Be careful to whom you trust. Betrayal always come from the persons you trusted. tweet
They talk of a man betraying his country, his friends, his sweetheart. There must be a moral bond first. All a man can betray is his conscience. tweet
I would never betray a friend to serve a cause. Never reject a friend to help an institution. Great nations may fall in ruin before I would sell a friend to save them. tweet
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. tweet
Betrayal does that – betrays the betrayer. tweet
She was my best friend until I discovered she had two faces. tweet
Karma quotes about lying
Your lies are going to catch up to you. tweet
The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they’re gone. tweet
There is no point in lying, because the truth will always find it’s way home! tweet
I don’t know what’s worse: people who lie or people who think I am stupid enough to believe the lies! tweet
Don’t lie, because the same people who believe your lies are also the ones who believe in you. tweet
Karma quotes about stealing
Lying and stealing are next door neighbors. tweet
A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber. ~Indian Proverb tweet
You’re stealing – it’s best not to mess with karma. tweet
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats. tweet
Karma quotes about cheating
Cheat on a good woman and karma makes sure you end up with the bitch you deserve. tweet
I have no respect for a person who cheats, why? If you cheat on someone, be ready, karma is there to fuck you. ~Shubhansh Bajpai tweet
A cheaters punishment is to live a life of mistrust because they live in constant fear that the person they cheated with will also cheat on them; some call it poetic justice. But I call it karma. tweet
Cheaters always want you to be loyal while they’re being unfaithful. tweet
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