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Funny karma quotes
It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
In the end, karma will be a bigger bitch than I’ll ever need to be.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help.
People who create their own drama deserve their own karma.
Karma has no deadline.
Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.
I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.
Short karma quotes
Karma is like gravity – it’s so basic, we don’t even notice it.
Be kind to others, for everyone is fighting a battle.
Nobody deserves misery but sometimes it’s just your turn.
Karma never loses an address.
Karma is the sweetest revenge.
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Elbert Hubbard
Karma is God’s girlfriend.
Do good and good will follow you.
Life is a boomerang. What you give you get.
What goes around comes around.
What goes around comes back around.
Realize that everything connects to everything else. ~Leonardo DaVinci
Keep calm and let karma finish it.
Bad Karma quotes
He who sows evil reaps remorse. ~Arabic Proverb
He that slays shall be slain. ~Scottish Proverb
Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back on you.
The person who is basically evil by nature will always be averse to virtuous deeds. He is always engaged in bad karma. ~Sri Guru Granth Sahib
It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year, can mean so much to you now. It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year, can be just a stranger now. It’s amazing what a year can do.
Punishment awaits all offenses. ~Latin Proverb
Who hurt others will end up being hurt also. That is called bad karma.
Never Try To Ruin Someone.. That’s Bad Karma.. Let Them Ruin Themselves The Victory Is That Much Sweeter. You Reap What You Sow! ~Amanda Bynes
Men may not get all they pay for in this world; but they must certainly pay for all they get. ~Frederick Douglas
Let the punishment match the offense. ~Marcus Tullius Cicero
Bad karma is like instant coffee nowadays. We don’t have to wait long enough.
Some people create their own storms and then get mad when it rains.
Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.
Karma is not just about the troubles, but also about surmounting them. ~Rick Springfield
I always wear my evil eye necklace to ward off bad karma. I always wear one to protect me. ~Gracie Gold
He prepares evil for himself who plots mischief for others. ~Latin Proverb
Karma is nothing more than a reminder that we are one. Harming others we ultimately end up harming ourselves. ~Gordana Biernat
One who previously made bad karma, but who reforms and creates good karma, brightens the world like the moon appearing from behind a cloud. ~Gautama Buddha
When you blame someone, you take on their bad karma; when you praise someone, you take on their good karma.
They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing. ~Hindu Proverb
Remember! What goes around comes around three times harder than before. Karma is a bitch and one day it will come for you. ~Crescans Master
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer
Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.~The Bible
He falls into the pit who leads another to it. ~American Proverb
I would never disrespect any man, woman, chick or child out there. We re all the same. What goes around comes around, and karma kicks us all in the butt in the end of the day. ~Angie Stone
Every man’s sin falls on his own head. ~Latin Proverb
Let them fall into the snare which they have laid. ~Latin Proverb
There’s a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone. ~Sylvester Stallone
You will never understand the damage you did to someone until the same thing is done to you. That’s why I’m here. ~Karma
You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will. ~Ericka Williams
Harm set, harm get. ~American Proverb
Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act nonvirtuously, suffering results. ~Sakyong Mipham
The jealous are troublesome to others, but torment to themselves. ~William Penn
Every sin carries its own punishment. ~American Proverb
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Elbert Hubbard
Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves.
Karma quotes on love
We don’t find love, love find us. What you put out into the universe will find its way back to you. ~Raneem Kayyali
I have a lot of other stuff to accomplish before I get to kids. Whenever the time is right, I’ll just know. If I had a girl, she’d probably be really rebellious. She would be like a bundle of karma. I would love to bring them up in Barbados. ~Rihanna
Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from you will someday come back to you. Love others. And love will comeback to you.
Keeping hurting the ones that love you and you’ll end up being the only one hurting in the end. Sincerely, Karma!
You will love someone who doesn’t love you, for not loving someone who did. ~Humna Majid
When the karma of a relationship is done, only love remains. It’s safe. Let go. ~Elizabeth Gilbert
Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there’s karma to love in regards to what you’ve done to other people. ~Marina and the Diamonds
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Karma quotes about life
To go from mortal to Buddha, you have to put an end to karma, nurture your awareness, and accept what life brings. ~Bodhidharma
I feel like I’m worried about my later years in life because I feel like I’m using up so much good karma right now. There’s going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road. ~Ed Helms
Karma is karma. Karma is in life. You do the wrong things, you get the wrong things out of it. ~Antonio Brown
It was not uncommon for the children to be told they were being treated this way because it was their bad karma and they must have hurt a child in a past life. ~Mary Garden
Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act non-virtuously, suffering results. ~Sakyong Mipham
We have to be nice to ourselves and others in order for life to run smoothly. This is just how it goes: a fun little game of the universe we like to sometimes call karma. ~Tara Stiles
But life inevitably throws us curve balls, unexpected circumstances that remind us to expect the unexpected. I’ve come to understand these curve balls are the beautiful unfolding of both karma and current. ~Carre Otis
Life does not mean mere karma or mere bhakti or mere jnana. ~Vinoba Bhave
Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are.
What goes around comes around. That’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve. ~Jessica Brody
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Karma quotes about family
I try to be a good daughter, as I believe in karma and feel that how you are with your parents is directly proportionate to what you receive in your life. I am a big oneness follower, and our gurus have told us that if you want to achieve external happiness, you need to be happy internally. And your inner circle is your family. ~Shilpa Shetty
I think in terms of the parents that I had, I sort of drew a bad hand, or bad karma; who knows? And I did have a family that was complicated, with some quite eccentric members. So there was a lot of grist there. ~Kathryn Harrison
Mess with me? I’ll let the karma do its job. Mess with my family? I become the karma.
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Karma quotes about friendship
You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can’t forget. Those are your friends.
A friendship that can end never really began.
I hate when people talk shit about each other then pretend they are best friends. You’re fake and I hate you.
I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.
Karma is like a “best friend” sometimes it comes late but never disappoints.
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Karma quotes about divorce
Karma quotes about betrayal
No one ever really pays for betrayal in silver… The price of any betrayal always comes due in flesh.
Forgive the person and their actions, never give in to hate, let it go, set it free, and karma will take care of what is meant to be.
Fake; its the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.
Betrayal is common for men with no conscience.
Be careful to whom you trust. Betrayal always come from the persons you trusted.
They talk of a man betraying his country, his friends, his sweetheart. There must be a moral bond first. All a man can betray is his conscience.
I would never betray a friend to serve a cause. Never reject a friend to help an institution. Great nations may fall in ruin before I would sell a friend to save them.
How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.
Betrayal does that – betrays the betrayer.
She was my best friend until I discovered she had two faces.
Karma quotes about lying
Your lies are going to catch up to you.
The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they’re gone.
There is no point in lying, because the truth will always find it’s way home!
I don’t know what’s worse: people who lie or people who think I am stupid enough to believe the lies!
Don’t lie, because the same people who believe your lies are also the ones who believe in you.
Karma quotes about stealing
Lying and stealing are next door neighbors.
A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber. ~Indian Proverb
You’re stealing – it’s best not to mess with karma.
Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.
Karma quotes about cheating
Cheat on a good woman and karma makes sure you end up with the bitch you deserve.
I have no respect for a person who cheats, why? If you cheat on someone, be ready, karma is there to fuck you. ~Shubhansh Bajpai
A cheaters punishment is to live a life of mistrust because they live in constant fear that the person they cheated with will also cheat on them; some call it poetic justice. But I call it karma.
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Cheaters always want you to be loyal while they’re being unfaithful.
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