Karma Quotes and Sayings

Karma quotes and sayings

These are inspirational, motivational, wise, sad and funny karma quotes, sayings, and proverbs that inspire us. See more famous quotes on QuoteLicious.

Funny karma quotes

 

It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced Ha-ha-ha-ha.

Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.

 

In the end, karma will be a bigger bitch than I’ll ever need to be.

 

Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.

When Karma comes back to punch you in the face, I want to be there in case it needs help.

 

People who create their own drama deserve their own karma.

 

Karma has no deadline.

 

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face.

 

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

 

Short karma quotes

Karma is like gravity – it’s so basic, we don’t even notice it.

 

Be kind to others, for everyone is fighting a battle.

 

Nobody deserves misery but sometimes it’s just your turn.

 

Karma never loses an address.

 

Karma is the sweetest revenge.

 

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Elbert Hubbard

 

Karma is God’s girlfriend.

 

Do good and good will follow you.

 

Life is a boomerang. What you give you get.

 

What goes around comes around.

 

What goes around comes back around.

 

Realize that everything connects to everything else. ~Leonardo DaVinci

 

Keep calm and let karma finish it.

 

Bad Karma quotes

 

He who sows evil reaps remorse. ~Arabic Proverb

 

He that slays shall be slain. ~Scottish Proverb

Be careful how you treat people. What you do to others has a funny way of coming back on you.

 

The person who is basically evil by nature will always be averse to virtuous deeds. He is always engaged in bad karma. ~Sri Guru Granth Sahib

 

It’s funny how someone who was just a stranger last year, can mean so much to you now. It’s terrible that someone who meant so much to you last year, can be just a stranger now. It’s amazing what a year can do.

 

Punishment awaits all offenses. ~Latin Proverb

 

Who hurt others will end up being hurt also. That is called bad karma.

 

Never Try To Ruin Someone.. That’s Bad Karma.. Let Them Ruin Themselves The Victory Is That Much Sweeter. You Reap What You Sow! ~Amanda Bynes

 

Men may not get all they pay for in this world; but they must certainly pay for all they get. ~Frederick Douglas

 

Let the punishment match the offense. ~Marcus Tullius Cicero

 

Bad karma is like instant coffee nowadays. We don’t have to wait long enough.

 

Some people create their own storms and then get mad when it rains.

 

Whoso diggeth a pit shall fall therein.

 

Karma is not just about the troubles, but also about surmounting them. ~Rick Springfield

 

I always wear my evil eye necklace to ward off bad karma. I always wear one to protect me. ~Gracie Gold

 

He prepares evil for himself who plots mischief for others. ~Latin Proverb

Karma is nothing more than a reminder that we are one. Harming others we ultimately end up harming ourselves. ~Gordana Biernat

 

One who previously made bad karma, but who reforms and creates good karma, brightens the world like the moon appearing from behind a cloud. ~Gautama Buddha

When you blame someone, you take on their bad karma; when you praise someone, you take on their good karma.

 

They who give have all things; they who withhold have nothing. ~Hindu Proverb

 

Remember! What goes around comes around three times harder than before. Karma is a bitch and one day it will come for you. ~Crescans Master

 

If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a chance of being a prophet. ~Isaac Bashevis Singer

 

Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.~The Bible

 

He falls into the pit who leads another to it. ~American Proverb

 

I would never disrespect any man, woman, chick or child out there. We re all the same. What goes around comes around, and karma kicks us all in the butt in the end of the day. ~Angie Stone

 

Every man’s sin falls on his own head. ~Latin Proverb

 

Let them fall into the snare which they have laid. ~Latin Proverb

 

There’s a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone. ~Sylvester Stallone

 

You will never understand the damage you did to someone until the same thing is done to you. That’s why I’m here. ~Karma

 

You cannot do harm to someone because someone has done harm to you. You will pay just like they will. ~Ericka Williams

 

Harm set, harm get. ~American Proverb

 

Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act nonvirtuously, suffering results. ~Sakyong Mipham

 

The jealous are troublesome to others, but torment to themselves. ~William Penn

 

Every sin carries its own punishment. ~American Proverb

 

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~Elbert Hubbard

 

Before you begin on the journey of revenge, dig two graves.

 

Karma quotes on love

We don’t find love, love find us. What you put out into the universe will find its way back to you. ~Raneem Kayyali

 

I have a lot of other stuff to accomplish before I get to kids. Whenever the time is right, I’ll just know. If I had a girl, she’d probably be really rebellious. She would be like a bundle of karma. I would love to bring them up in Barbados. ~Rihanna

 

Whatever you give to life, it gives you back. Do not hate anybody. The hatred which comes out from you will someday come back to you. Love others. And love will comeback to you.

 

Keeping hurting the ones that love you and you’ll end up being the only one hurting in the end. Sincerely, Karma!

 

You will love someone who doesn’t love you, for not loving someone who did. ~Humna Majid

 

When the karma of a relationship is done, only love remains. It’s safe. Let go. ~Elizabeth Gilbert

 

Everyone gets dumped and everyone gets hurt and there’s karma to love in regards to what you’ve done to other people. ~Marina and the Diamonds

 

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Karma quotes about life

 

To go from mortal to Buddha, you have to put an end to karma, nurture your awareness, and accept what life brings. ~Bodhidharma

 

I feel like I’m worried about my later years in life because I feel like I’m using up so much good karma right now. There’s going to be some sort of karmic backlash somewhere down the road. ~Ed Helms

Karma is karma. Karma is in life. You do the wrong things, you get the wrong things out of it. ~Antonio Brown

 

It was not uncommon for the children to be told they were being treated this way because it was their bad karma and they must have hurt a child in a past life. ~Mary Garden

 

Karma moves in two directions. If we act virtuously, the seed we plant will result in happiness. If we act non-virtuously, suffering results. ~Sakyong Mipham

 

We have to be nice to ourselves and others in order for life to run smoothly. This is just how it goes: a fun little game of the universe we like to sometimes call karma. ~Tara Stiles

 

But life inevitably throws us curve balls, unexpected circumstances that remind us to expect the unexpected. I’ve come to understand these curve balls are the beautiful unfolding of both karma and current. ~Carre Otis

 

Life does not mean mere karma or mere bhakti or mere jnana. ~Vinoba Bhave

 

Karma comes after everyone eventually. You can’t get away with screwing people over your whole life, I don’t care who you are.

 

What goes around comes around. That’s how it works. Sooner or later the universe will serve you the revenge that you deserve. ~Jessica Brody

 

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Karma quotes about family

 

I try to be a good daughter, as I believe in karma and feel that how you are with your parents is directly proportionate to what you receive in your life. I am a big oneness follower, and our gurus have told us that if you want to achieve external happiness, you need to be happy internally. And your inner circle is your family. ~Shilpa Shetty

 

I think in terms of the parents that I had, I sort of drew a bad hand, or bad karma; who knows? And I did have a family that was complicated, with some quite eccentric members. So there was a lot of grist there. ~Kathryn Harrison

Mess with me? I’ll let the karma do its job. Mess with my family? I become the karma.

 

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Karma quotes about friendship

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can’t forget. Those are your friends.

 

A friendship that can end never really began.

 

I hate when people talk shit about each other then pretend they are best friends. You’re fake and I hate you.

 

I didn’t lose a friend, I just realized I never had one.

 

Karma is like a “best friend” sometimes it comes late but never disappoints.

 

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Karma quotes about divorce

 

Karma quotes about betrayal

 

No one ever really pays for betrayal in silver… The price of any betrayal always comes due in flesh.

Forgive the person and their actions, never give in to hate, let it go, set it free, and karma will take care of what is meant to be.

 

Fake; its the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.

 

Betrayal is common for men with no conscience.

 

Be careful to whom you trust. Betrayal always come from the persons you trusted.

 

They talk of a man betraying his country, his friends, his sweetheart. There must be a moral bond first. All a man can betray is his conscience.

 

I would never betray a friend to serve a cause. Never reject a friend to help an institution. Great nations may fall in ruin before I would sell a friend to save them.

 

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

 

Betrayal does that – betrays the betrayer.

 

She was my best friend until I discovered she had two faces.

 

Karma quotes about lying

 

Your lies are going to catch up to you.

The best revenge is to show them that your life is getting better after they’re gone.

 

There is no point in lying, because the truth will always find it’s way home!

 

I don’t know what’s worse: people who lie or people who think I am stupid enough to believe the lies!

 

Don’t lie, because the same people who believe your lies are also the ones who believe in you.

 

Karma quotes about stealing

 

Lying and stealing are next door neighbors.

A thief is a thief, whether he steals a diamond or a cucumber. ~Indian Proverb

 

You’re stealing – it’s best not to mess with karma.

 

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.

 

Karma quotes about cheating

 

Cheat on a good woman and karma makes sure you end up with the bitch you deserve.

 

I have no respect for a person who cheats, why? If you cheat on someone, be ready, karma is there to fuck you. ~Shubhansh Bajpai

 

A cheaters punishment is to live a life of mistrust because they live in constant fear that the person they cheated with will also cheat on them; some call it poetic justice. But I call it karma.

Cheaters always want you to be loyal while they’re being unfaithful.

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