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Best Relationship Quotes
Love cannot be measured by how long you wait, its about how well you understand why you are waiting.
I don’t cry because we’ve been separated by distance, and for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we’re still together. ~Donna Lynn Hope
In true love, the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged.
Once trust is built, distance cannot kill it. Time and space alone cannot destroy authentic connection. ~Vironika Tugaleva
Love is the shortest distance between hearts.
Sometimes I get really upset about being in a long distance relationship because I’m always so lonely. But then I realize how lucky I am to have someone who loves me even with the distance.
Worst thing in a long distance relationship? Being unable to wipe each other’s tears over a video call! Read the caption. ~Sadiqua Fathima
I believe in the immeasurable power of love; that true love can endure any circumstance and reach across any distance. ~Steve Maraboli
Distance makes the heart grow fonder.
A strong relationship requires choosing to love each other, even in those moments when you struggle to like each other.
My only relationship goal is someone who motivates me to become a better person and shows me the potential I don’t see in myself.
The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.
The best relationships usually begin unexpectedly.
A great relationship is about two things: First, appreciating the similarities, and second, respecting the differences.
Long Distance Relationship Quotes
Our hours in love have wings; in absence, crutches.
Distance is temporary but our love is permanent.
If anyone asked me “What is hell?” I would answer “Distance between people who love each other”.
I can bear the distance but cannot imagine a life without you. For you I will go through the distance and the heartaches. You are my one and only.
Being in a long distance relationship forces you to learn to communicate well, and there is no other skill more essential to long-term relationship success…
I don’t cry because we’ve been separated by distance, and for a matter of years. Why? Because for as long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we’re still together. ~Donna Lynn Hope
Distance means so little when someone means so much.
Distance never separates two people truly in love.
I wonder why people still underestimate the authenticity of long distance relationships. I fell in love with his soul before I could even touch his skin. If that isn’t true love, then please tell me what is.
No matter how far apart we are, you will always be in my heart.
You’re too far for my hands to hold you, but too near for my heart to love you. ~Heraline
Together forever, never apart. Sometimes in distance, but never in heart.
The scariest thing about distance is you don’t know if they’ll miss you or forget about you. ~Nicholas Sparks
Distance is a test of love. Many will fail for those who can’t withstand it, but for those who can, there’s only one answer. “TRUE LOVE”
There is no longer distance about love, it always finds a way to bring hearts together no matter how many miles there are between them.
Distance never separates two hearts that really care, for our memories span the miles and in seconds we are there. But whenever I start feeling sad, because I miss you, I remind myself how lucky I am to have someone so special to miss. ~Anonymous
Every minute feels like an hour, every hour feels like a day, every day feels like forever, but I will wait forever and a day for you.
Dear you, I may be thousands of miles away but you’re still the first thing on my mind.
The few hours I spend with you are worth the thousand hours I spend without you.
Yes long distance is hard, but deep down I’m happy knowing I’ve met the man that I want to spend the rest of my life with.
Long distance relationships are hard, but they’re also incredible. If you can love, trust, respect, and support each other from a distance then you’ll be unstoppable once you’re physically together.
I hate long distance relationship. I hate everything about it, but I love you.
Cute Relationship Quotes
A real relationship has fights, trust, faith, tears, pain, arguments, patience, secrets, jealousy and love.
When I want to smile, I know exactly what to do, I just close my eyes and I think of you.
You’re an idiot. But you’re my idiot.
I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye.
Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.
I don’t know where I stand with you. And I don’t know what I mean to you. All I know is every time I think of you. I want to be with you.
When I’m with you, hours feel like seconds. When we’re apart. Days feel like years.
After a while, you just want to be with the on who makes you laugh.
I want you. All of you. Your flaws. Your mistakes. Your imperfections. I want you, and only you.
New Relationship Quotes
The hardest part about beginning a new relationship is learning to fart quietly again…
Do not sabotage your new relationship with your last relationship’s poison. ~Steve Maraboli
I want someone who won’t lead me on. Won’t replace me with someone else. Won’t give me a reason to doubt them. Just gets me. Will fall in love with everything I am and accept who I’m not.
And suddenly you just know it’s time to start something new and trust in the magic of beginnings. ~Mandy Hale
Throughout life you will meet one person who is unlike any other. You could talk to this person for hours and never get bored. You could tell them anything and they would never judge you. This person is your soul mate, your best friend. Don’t ever let them go.
Do I believe in love at first sight? Absolutely. I fall in love with every dog I see.
My desires in a relationship have changed over time. I no longer want someone who promises to always love me and never leave me, I need someone who understands that life happens and sometimes things don’t work out. I don’t want someone who sugar coats things and never gets angry with me, I need someone to tell me how it really is and put me in my place. I need to be able to go five hours without talking to you and net feel lost or incomplete. I am complete without you. But with you, I want to be so much better. I want to be stronger with you. I want us to grow together and help each other grow individually. I don’t need you, but I really fucking want you. And this may not work out, but the fact that you understand all of this and this how our relationship works, makes me think we’ve got a pretty good shot.
I don’t want a relationship that’s serious all the time. I want someone I can laugh and be silly with.
Someone that not only gets my weird sense of humor, but thinks it’s hilarious too.
Funny Relationship Quotes
I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands.
Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat until one of them dies.
I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
Who wears the pants in our relationship? We prefer it when neither of us are wearing pants.
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.
Men wear the pants in the relationship but women control the zipper.
Buy a ship, name it relation, now you have a relationship.
Relationships start with “Can we talk?” and end in “We need to talk”.
I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.
I don’t care what you think of me, unless you think that I am awesome. In which case, you are right.
Don’t fall in love. Fall off a bridge, it hurts less.
In a relationship, you need somebody who’s gonna call you out, not someone who’s gonna let everything slide. You need someone who doesn’t want to live without you. But can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.
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Sad Relationship Quotes
With all the smiles you brought me, I never thought that you could cause me so many tears.
It hurts the most when the person who made you feel so special yesterday makes you feel so unwanted today.
Just because I let you go, doesn’t mean I wanted too.
You lose yourself trying to hold on to someone who doesn’t care about losing you.
When a girl cries, it’s not usually over one thing. It’s built up anger and emoticons that she’s been holding in for too long.
It’s sad when you realize you aren’t as important to someone as you thought you were.
When someone makes you an option, make them a memory.
Behind every beautiful girl is the ugly relationship that made her scared to love again.
Breakups hurt, but losing someone who doesn’t respect and appreciate you is actually a gain, not a loss.
Some say it’s painful to wait for someone. Some say it’s painful to forget someone. But the worst pain comes when you don’t know whether to wait or forget.
It hurts when you’re being ignored by the person whose attention is the only thing you want in the world.
Bad Relationship Quotes
Don’t feel sad over someone who gave up on you, feel sorry for them because they gave up on someone who would have never given up on them.
Letting go doesn’t mean that you don’t care about someone anymore. It’s just realizing that the only person you really have control over is yourself. ~Deborah Reber
Being alone may scare you, but staying in a bad relationship may damage you.
A bad relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single.
You must make a decision that you are going to move on. It won’t happen automatically. ~Joel Osteen
If it’s destroying you, then it isn’t love, my dear.
A bad relationship can do that. Can make you doubt everything good you ever felt about yourself. ~Dionne Warwick
You don’t have to let that one thing be the thing that defines you. ~Jojo Moyes
Bad relationships change good people.
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
It took me a long time to learn the difference between working on a healthy relationship and wasting my time on a long goodbye. Never again! ~Steve Maraboli
The pain of being in a bad relationship is confusing. When it’s over – it’s over. No more confusion! ~Greg Behrendt
Ending a relationship always involves walking away from positive aspects of the other person. If it was all awful, breaking up would be easy. ~Shannon Thomas
Stay away from people who make you feel like you are hard to love.
I know my worth. Never again will I condemn myself to the prison of a bad relationship. ~Steve Maraboli
You will find that it is necessary to let things go; simply for the reason that they are heavy. So let them go, let go of them. I tie no weights to my ankles. ~C.JoyBell C.
One bad relationship could make you never want to fall in love again.
Strong Relationship Quotes (What can make a relationship stronger?)
The couples that are meant to be, are the ones who go through everything that is meant to tear them apart, and come out even stronger.
A woman can always tell if a man loves her by how much time he is willing to invest. Money spent is meaningless, but time spent is priceless.
The greatest relationships are the ones you never expected to be in.
Every relationship goes through a struggle, but only strong relationships get through it.
A strong relationship start with two people who are ready to sacrifice anything for each other.
We had a strong relationship with Walter Brown and felt that he was the best owner in the league. ~Bob Cousy
You can’t just give up on someone because the situation’s not ideal. Great relationships aren’t great because they have no problems. They’re great because both people care enough about the other person to find a way to make it work.
A strong relationship requires two people working together as teammates..A weak relationship involves two people going against each other as opponents. Don’t try to prove to each other who is the better out of the two..Try to prove to each other y’all can be the best as one. Be teammates! ~Bryan Burden
Best relationship: talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
Relationships gets stronger when both are willing to understand mistakes and forgive each other.
Without trust you can’t have a happy & strong relationship.
In a strong relationship, you should love your companion more than you need them. ~Steve Maraboli
Toxic Relationship Quotes
Sometimes it takes leaving a toxic relationship to put yourself in a position to be in a healthy relation. ~Bryan Burden
Don’t worry. You may think you’ll never get over it. But you also thought it would last forever.
There is a time for departure even when there’s no certain place to go. ~Tennessee Williams
If you’re in a relationship and all you do is cry, you need to stop and ask yourself, are you dating a human or an onion?
Stay away from people who can’t take responsibility for their actions and who make you feel bad for being angry at them when they do you wrong.
Don’t let your loyalty become slavery.
I trusted you but now your words mean nothing to me, because your actions spoke the truth.
Don’t ask why people keep hurting you. Ask yourself why you keep allowing it to happen. ~Robert Tew
Sometimes we refuse to see how bad something is until it completely destroys us.
You create more space in your life when you turn your excess baggage to garbage.
One of the main reasons people don’t end toxic relationships is because they’re afraid to be alone. ~Colin Wright
You never really see how toxic someone is until you breathe fresher air.
You let go of a toxic and unhealthy relationship not because you are weak, not because you no longer love the other person, but because you are strong enough to understand that there are times when two people will be a lot happier if they go separate ways than if they stay together.
Escaping a toxic relationship can feel like breaking a piece of your heart off: like a wolf chews its leg off to escape a steel strap. Leaving is never easy, but sometimes it’s necessary to save yourself and others from dying inside.
We end up in toxic relationships because we don’t stand up for ourselves early on when red flags occur. We let them slide, because we fear losing a companion. How long do you let disrespect and neglect go? At some point you have to develop healthy barriers for how you’re going to be treated; you’re responsible for your experience, nobody else is.
Happy Relationship Quotes (How can I make my relation happy?)
Making you happy is my relationship goal.
Being in a relationship isn’t about the kissing, the dates, or the showing off. It’s about being with someone who makes you happy in a way that no one else can.
Always remember, someone’s effort is a reflection of their interest in you.
A relationship is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you fix the light bulb.
The secret to a happy relationship is to love unconditionally, make each other laugh and fuck like there’s no tomorrow.
I’m extremely happy with who I’m in a relationship with.
I automatically smile when you message me.
What counts in making a happy relationship is not how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility.
Love is when the other person’s happiness is more important than your own.
A happy relationship is made up of trust and loyalty; where both person contributing equally on their parts. ~Riya Kapoor
A happy relationship is made up of two good forgivers. ~Christian Simamora
Difficult Relationship Quotes
A difficult relationship will make you feel more alone than when you were single..!!
It is also difficult to articulate the subtleties in cinema, because there aren’t words or metaphors which describe many of the emotions you are attempting to evoke. ~Conrad Hall
No relationship is all sunshine, but two people can share one umbrella and survive the storm together.
Relationships are worth fighting for, but you can’t be the only one fighting.
Every relationship I’ve been in becomes long-distance because of work. It’s never worked out. It puts an intense strain on the relationship, and at a certain point, it becomes too difficult. ~Anton Yelchin
Now she has, although it’s a difficult relationship. ~Mary Magdalene
I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didn’t immediately affect her. ~John Cleese
If two people are meant to be together, they will eventually find their way back into each others arms..no matter what.
People come and people go. That’s life. Stop holding on to situations that have let go of you.
Relationship Quotes For Him
Before you came into my life, I never knew what true love felt like.
When there is a strong bond between two people. Universe also tries to search a way to bring them together no matter what happens. I can not stop myself thinking of you.
You never fail to amaze me. Everyday there is something new that makes me love you even more than the day before.
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like to be able to look at someone and smile for no reason.
I love it when you send me those texts that make me smile no matter how many times I read them.
When I looked into your eyes I didn’t see just you, I saw my today, my tomorrow, and my future for the rest of my life..I love you!
When I looked into your eyes the last time, I found priceless jewels. Love flowed through and all I saw was a reflection of my face. I know that even for a million dollars, I would never trade this relationship. ~Missouri Joan
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
You may be one person to the whole world, but to me you are the whole world.
I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you.
You’re my spark in the dark.
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Relationship Quotes For Her
Everybody has an addiction, mine just happens to be you.
In a sea of people, my eyes will always be searching for you.
Right from the start I knew I had to make you mine.
The best feeling in the world is kissing someone for the first time when you’ve really wanted to kiss them for a long time.
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, and therefore is winged cupid painted blind. ~William Shakespeare
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I’m ready for war.
He tasted her mind and realized he had been starving.
Love her like a wife. Show her the respect you would show your mother. Protect her like you would your daughter.
I just want to make you happy. Because you’re the reason that I’m so happy.
If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.
I want to hold your hand, laugh at your jokes, walk by your side, snuggle on the couch, look into your eyes talk about whatever and kiss your lips every single day.
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Real life Relationship Quotes
When love is real, it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted. It’s supposed to be a cure to all your worries.
You’ll know when a relationship is right for you. It will enhance your life, not complicate it.
Love is not only something you feel, it is something you do. ~David Wilkerson
Never leave a true relationship for a few faults. Nobody is perfect, nobody is correct in the end affection is always greater than perfection.
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets and no lies.
A real relationship involves arguing, crying, love, hurt, joy and most importantly some good ass sex.
Real love is when you go through the toughest storm & find yourself still holding hands when you come out.
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