40 Stoner Quotes to Lift Your Spirits

Enjoying a good smoke with friends or growing your own outdoor marijuana seeds is a lot of fun. When you’re not in the right frame of mind, though, you need some inspiration to get started. A great stoner quote is a fast and fun way to put you back in the 420 mood.

Here’s a compilation of the most beautiful words about cannabis in our list of weed quotes. You’ll be reaching for your papers or sowing those seeds by the time you reach the end.

Life Weed Quotes

These weed quotes about life and nature are bound to make you think.

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit… unnatural?”~Bill Hicks

“I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits ~ and millions of Americans agree with me.”~Hunter S. Thompson

“That is not a drug, it’s a leaf.”~Arnold Schwarzenegger

“Smoking weed does not ruin your life, that’s all on you. If you can’t handle smoking weed and having a successful life, that’s your problem.”~Unknown

“Only those who’re high on the herb can truly appreciate Marley. Lean back, enjoy life and really listen to him. ‘…every little thing gonna be alright…”~A.K. Kuykendall

“They’ve outlawed the No. 1 vegetable on the planet.”~Timothy Leary

“If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life.”~Jack Herer

Uplifting Weed Quotes

If you’re feeling down or stressed, use these positive weed for depression quotes and other uplifting words to pick you back up.

“Don’t worry. Don’t cry. Smoke weed and get high.”~Unknown

“The biggest killer on the planet is stress, and I still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.”~Willie Nelson

“You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane.”~Unknown

“When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.”~Bob Marley

“Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.”~Unknown

“A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away.”~Unknown

“You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly.”~Bone Thugs N Harmony

Inspirational Weed Quotes

Awaken your inner pro-cannabis advocate and see what some famous names have to say in these positive 420 quotes.

“I’d like to see the government back a program of research into the medical properties of cannabis and I do not object to its responsible use as a recreational relaxant.”~Sir Richard Branson

“Of course I know how to roll a joint.”~Martha Stewart

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”~Willie Nelson

“Many artists and writers have used cannabis for creative stimulation – from the writers of the world’s religious masterpieces to our most irreverent satirists.”~Jack Herer

“I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.”~Andy Warhol

“Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.”~George Washington

“‎Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.”~Thomas Jefferson

“Unquestionably, this drug is very useful to the artist, activating trains of association that would otherwise be inaccessible, and I owe many of the scenes in Naked Lunch directly to the use of cannabis.”~William Burroughs

“There’s [an] ironic, almost tragic phenomenon, which is that seniors, who are one of the groups who can most benefit from use of cannabis, are the single group which remains most opposed to reforming cannabis laws.”~Steve DeAngelo

“I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.”~Bill Murray

Friend Weed Quotes

Smoking in a group is one of the most enjoyable ways to enjoy cannabis. Check out these 420 quotes to put you in the mood for a reunion.

“A friend with weed is a friend indeed, and a friend who shares is a friend who cares.”~Unknown

“If we all had a bong, we’d all get along.”~Unknown

“Don’t judge someone until you have shared a joint with them.”~Unknown

“Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend.”~Ben Harper

“It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics … dope and all that crap. It’s a thousand times better than whiskey – it’s an assistant – a friend.”~Louis Armstrong

“High people understand other high people, they catch things that others don’t.”~Unknown

“Weed can turn strangers into best friends.”~Unknown

“Weed is good, weed is fine. If you share your weed, I’ll share mine.”~Unknown

Couples Weed Quotes

An evening smoke before getting into bed is a perfect way to spend some time with your partner. See if our inspirational weed quotes for couples rekindle your flame.

“Couples who blaze together, stay together.”~Unknown

“Weed be cute together.”~Unknown

“You’re the smoke to my high.”~Unknown

Nighttime Weed Quotes

Many tokers love smoking cannabis strains for a good sleep. Can you find the right stoner quote to send you off to dreamland below?

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two joints made my night.”~Unknown

“Every night is the perfect night to smoke weed.”~Unknown

“Eat, sleep, repeat, weed.”~Unknown

“Netflix and weed. Sometimes that’s all I need.”~Unknown

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two joints made my night.”~Unknown


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