Below are 92+ funny Friday quotes that we’ve gathered to help you enjoy your upcoming weekend. See more inspirational quotes and Sayings on MindBootstrap.
Funny Friday Quotes
“No weekend, all weakened.“ ~Toba Beta
“Friday’s a free day. A woman’s day.“ ~Neil Gaiman
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Mon-Thurs, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
It’s Friday the only decision you need to make is bottle or glass.
I’m so sad it’s Friday. I wish it was Monday already’ said No one in history, ever.
TGIF. We are ready to party!
Friday is my second favorite F-word. My first is food, definitely food
I haven’t been this excited about Friday since last Friday.
If 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40, why can’t Thursday be the new Friday?
TGIF. Thank God I’m Female. Thank God I’m Fabulous. Thank God I’m Funny. And yes, Thank God It’s Friday!
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
It must be Friday because my liver just called and told me shit is going down tonight.
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend.
Shake your tits. It’s Friday!
Friday called. She’s on her way and she’s bringing the wine.”
After such a long week, Friday never felt so fine!
“cozy+smell of pancakes-alarm clock=weekend“ ~Amy Krouse Rosenthal
Positive Friday Quotes
Friday makes me happy.
Don’t be pushed by your problems. Be led by your dreams. ~Ralph Waldo Emmerson
Don’t just accept where you are at in life. If you want to be better, do better. If you want to be more, do more. It’s all on you. Do it!
Not all of us can do great things. But we can do small things with great love. ~Mother Teresa
“Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed.
On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.“ ~Unknown
“For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.“ ~John Sununu
“I am always happy to meet my friend, and my friend is my weekend.“ ~Debasish Mridha
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“Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next paycheck.“ ~Byron Pulsifer
“If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.“ ~Noel Coward
“It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!“ ~Napz Cherub Pellazo
It’s Friday Quotes
“It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.“ ~Unknown
“Oh! It’s Friday again. Share the love that was missing during the week, In a worthy moment of peace and bliss.“ ~S. O’ Sade
“I don’t care if Monday’s blue, Tuesday’s gray and Wednesday too. Thursday I don’t care about you. It’s Friday I’m in love with.“ ~Unknown
It’s Friday…Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle.
It’s Friday. I’m alive. I’m breathing. I’m living. I’m blessed. Life is good.
It’s a Friday morning happy hour. A round of coffee for everyone!
It’s Friday…I must dance!
Put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don’t care…because It’s Friday!
It’s time to do the Friday dance! Happy Weekends Friends
I’m glad it’s Friday. This week fucking killed me!
It’s Friday. Time to go make stories for Monday.
Yes! It’s Friday! So screw this, screw this, and especially screw this. There, all done. Now what to do for the next 7 hours and 58 minutes!
Its Friday! High Five! ~Chris Hankin
Wake up with a bounce. It’s Friday!
It’s Friday. Be fierce
It’s Friday. Time to sparkle & Shine.
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It’s Friday.’ They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do. ~Richard Nelson Bolles
I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I’ve stopped work and said, ‘Thank God it’s Friday.’ But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit. ~Helen Mirren
You always feel like your 18-year-old self in some sense. And that’s what walking through New York on a June evening feels like – you feel like it’s Friday, and you’re 17 years old. ~John Darnielle
I’m the kind of guy who, I need a watch that tells me what day it is. I need to know it’s Friday on my watch. I need to look at it and go, ‘Friday today.’ Tomorrow I will not know it’s Saturday until I look at my watch. My watchband broke, I was crippled. I have no concept of time, I have no concept of dates. ~Nathan Fillion
Friday Quotes For Work
If you must have motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday. ~Noel Coward
I understand what’s it like to work all week and on Friday night just want to go and leave your brain at the door, buy some popcorn and be thrilled by something. ~Don Cheadle
I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I’ll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you’re going to burn off most of it during the day anyway. ~Mark Wahlberg
Waste Management was based in Chicago, but I lived in Ft. Lauderdale and for 10 years had to commute to work – catch the 5 P.M. Sunday flight to Chicago and the midnight return flight on Friday. ~Wayne Huizenga
I’m working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday. ~Robert Stack
A lot of my friends, when I was 14 or 15, they were all up and down, wanting to go out on a Friday night, and my dad had me working really late on Fridays and Saturday mornings and even on Sunday mornings. And when I’d finished all that, we used to spend the rest of the time talking about boxing. ~Tyson Fury
For myself, anyway, I think that recurring has been such a gift, because I’ve been able to work on a lot of shows that I’ve really had a lot of respect for before I went in, shows like ‘Friday Night Lights’ and ‘Nip/Tuck,’ for example. ~Jessalyn Gilsig
I’ll get home from work on Friday night and take out some beans and soak them. The next morning, I’ll put them in a pot for soup, then just keep chopping, chopping, chopping – carrots and celery and cabbage – and in two or three hours, you have this wonderful, mellow soup that fills up the whole house with its aroma. ~Lidia Bastianich
If there is anything good to be said about my particular line of work, it’s that we get to tell people the news they need to hear, and to put it in context. To get to that – for one hour every night on the ‘PBS NewsHour,’ and for an additional half-hour every Friday night on ‘Washington Week,’ we have to slog through a lot of tough stuff. ~Gwen Ifill
Work hard. I got tenure a year early. Junior faculty members used to say to me: ‘Wow, what’s your secret?’ I said: ‘It’s pretty simple. Call me any Friday night in my office at 10 o’clock, and I’ll tell you.’ ~Randy Pausch
I remember once in junior high school, on a Friday, my mom came home from work and said to my brother and I, ‘You know, between us, we have only 27 cents, but we have food in the refrigerator, we have our little garden out back, and we’re happy, so we are rich.’ ~John Paul DeJoria
My weekends start at about 4 P.M. on Friday afternoon, when I let go of work and leave my colleagues to crawl through the rest of the day in our New York offices. ~Bobbi Brown
I buried my dad on a Thursday and showed up for work on Friday. ~John Schnatter
I’m under pressure with all my films. And the reason we are always under pressure is because it’s only in our profession that months and even years of hard work is judged by the first show on Friday. ~Mahesh Babu
We got spoiled with ‘Friday Night Lights.’ Not every show is like that, and on other shows, if you try to bring that same truth or that same approach, the system of television doesn’t always allow for that level of collaboration, which is unfortunate because the work would be richer. ~Jurnee Smollett-Bell
As a professional ballet dancer, I have to accept that weekends are about work. The notion of a leisurely break with all the buzz and excitement of a Friday night simply doesn’t exist for me. ~Sylvie Guillem
When I’m working, I look forward to weekends. Film sets give your time a structure; otherwise, one day can run into another. I often find myself in unusual locations, so Friday nights I might head out with some of the cast and crew to explore the town. ~Thomas Brodie-Sangster
On a Friday night, I like to go out because my friends, who have been working normal hours, just want to let go after a stressful week at work. ~Douglas Booth
I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday. ~Edie Falco
I was in a form of a prison: not necessarily with bars, but I was locked to that machine three days a week, and I couldn’t plan work, I couldn’t plan vacations, I couldn’t plan dinner, I couldn’t plan homework, I couldn’t plan nothing because at the end of the day, Monday, Wednesday and Friday, I had to be at dialysis. ~Grizz Chapman
My weekend might not start on a Friday like everyone else’s, because I could be working on Saturday and Sunday. But when I do get the chance to have some weekend time, I like to hang out with my friends and just chill out on the couch – maybe we’ll watch a documentary or a comedy. ~Ashley Roberts
The nice thing about doing a weekly record is you’re rehearsing all week and working on getting the script better. Come Friday, when it’s time to actually film it, you feel like you’ve done most of the work! ~Rory Kinnear
I went downtown to the courthouse pretty late at night, and arraignment court was on. You have these prosecutors and public defenders and judges and all of these people who are there on a Friday night at half past 12, and how can you expect people to bring their judgment and their best selves to their work at that kind of time? ~Clare-Hope Ashitey
Friday Quotes For Teachers
When I was in the ninth grade, I had a teacher in Dallas, Texas, named Elizabeth Enlow in English class. Every Friday, we had to write a little essay, and you had to incorporate three particular words into the story. That was the sole direction. And to me, this was so much fun. ~Lawrence Wright
Oh yeah, I’ll totally be able to stay awake til 10 on Friday night!…said no teacher ever.
Every teacher out there should do one thing this Friday: Send their students into the weekend inspired.
Put your pencils down and close your books. No more teachers, no more school, you are free! Go lay down in the sun or watch a movie. It’s Friday, you deserve a break.
Dear Friday, I love you.
A tired teacher
It’s Friday. Go ahead and tell yourself you will not fall asleep on the couch before 8:30PM
Oh..it’s Friday? I lose track of the days in the summertime.
Friday Quotes From Movie
I hadn’t worked for a year when I had my Prison Break audition and it was the easiest audition I’ve ever had. I got the script on Friday, went to the audition on Monday and got the part on Tuesday. I was shooting the pilot a week later. I didn’t have time to be nervous – it happened so quickly. ~Wentworth Miller
Friday Quotes About Love
“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.“ ~Henny Youngman
“Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.“ ~Rico
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.“ ~Edmond Mbiaka
“When you’re single, your weekend days are wide-open vistas that extend in every direction; in a relationship, they’re like the sky over Manhattan: punctured, hemmed in, compressed.“ ~Adelle Waldman
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Friday Quotes About Life
“It’s not that we spend five days looking forward to just two. It’s that most people do what they enjoy most on those two days. Imagine living a life where every day is your Saturdays and Sundays. Make everyday your weekend. Make every day a play-day…“ ~James A. Murphy
“Life must be terrible for working people, considering they spend every Friday night celebrating a two-day break from it.“ ~Robert Black
“Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.“ ~Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can’t wait to go to work? And when you’re ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, ‘I can’t wait to go home?’ ~Chuck Schumer
The ‘Friday sessions’ refer to something that you’re not paid for and not supposed to do during your professional life. Curiosity-driven research. Something random, simple, maybe a bit weird – even ridiculous. Without it, there are no discoveries. ~Andre Geim
You did not disturb Hemingway before noon on Monday through Friday – he was in his office, writing the books that made the lifestyle possible. ~Michael Gerber
To me, country music’s about life. It’s about Monday through Friday. It’s the blue-collar, 40-hour week, songs about life. It used to have more of a sound, but I think the heart of that’s still the same. It’s still American music. ~Gary Allan
I date, don’t get me wrong. I’m not up here filing my fingernails on a Friday night. I want to find someone to share my life with. ~Tamron Hall
I had my life Monday through Friday in school, and then I had my ‘real life,’ which was my acting class on Saturday. ~Gillian Jacobs
In my real life, I see people who are really enjoying their lives – I mean, really enjoying their lives – and they take joy in their daily obligations; they just do. And I believe that at a certain point, you’ve got to choose to be that way. You choose to approach your life that way. Or it’s all kind of a drag until Friday. ~Holly Hunter
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