25+ Stoner Quotes to Uplift Your Spirits

When life bogs you down, finding the motivation to keep going is sometimes challenging. Add a stoner quote or two to your diary to give yourself a daily boost. 

While waiting for your autoflower seeds to grow, find the most inspirational cannabis sayings below. Discover humorous lines from movies and uplifting quips about life.

Let’s start by exploring some famous film lines about marijuana.

Stoner Movie Quotes

Not many activities are as satisfying as unwinding with a joint while watching your favorite stoner comedy. Grab your favorite snacks, invite your best mates, and share these classic positive 420 quotes with them:

Is that a joint, man? That there looks like a quarter-pounder. – Pedro in Up in Smoke

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and every day George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. – Slater in Dazed and Confused

I know you don’t smoke weed, I know this, but I’m gonna get you high today, ’cause it’s Friday; you ain’t got no job… and you ain’t got sh*t to do. – Smokey in Friday

A few more contemporary inspirational cannabis quotes from stoner movies include:

What kind of hippie am I? Man, I’m a business hippie, I understand the concept of supply and demand. – Hippie drug dealer in Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

I’m trying to decide how stoned I am and just how on the verge of death am I right now. Like, am I seeing sh*t because I’m stoned or because I have no blood left in my body? – Red in Pineapple Express

Does anyone want to try this weed? It’s called the Brown Bomber, because when you smoke it, you get so stoned you s**t your pants! – Dante in Grandma’s Boy

Celebrity Stoner Quotes

Many Hollywood stars support marijuana and bring positive attention to the green herb. During your next order of a pack of the best cannabis seeds, remember these weed quotes about life from stoner celebrities and musicians:

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. – Bob Marley

Stop killing each other, man. Let’s just smoke a blunt. – Tupac

Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. – Kid Cudi

I will never give up the Ganja: God’s own weed. – Morgan Freeman

I hope they legalize marijuana, and when they do, I’ll be the first f***ing person in line to buy my pack of joints. – Megan Fox

More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes the brain. – Tommy Chong

If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place. – Kirsten Dunst

Beat the Slump With These Inspirational Quotes

Sometimes we need a bong hit or a handful of marijuana edibles to improve our mindsets. While enjoying their soothing sensations, get an extra boost with these inspirational weed quotes:

We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint…to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings, but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless. – Russell Brand

It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned. – Bill Lee

If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you’ll add eight to 24 years to your life. – Jack Herer

You can’t complain when you’ve got Mary Jane. – Unknown

That is my best friend because it is a gift of the creator to Africans. It is a spirit. Marijuana has five fingers of creation…it enhances all your five senses. – Fela Kuti

Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me, my friend. – Ben Harper in “Burn One Down”

Green Motivation From Famous Leaders

Many famous leaders thank the green herb for inspiring them. Enjoy these motivational weed quotes from America’s reigning men:

I don’t think it [pot] is more dangerous than alcohol. – Barack Obama

Make the most of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere. – George Washington

Stoner Quotes to Combat Depression

Marijuana or CBD oil may help mental health issues like anxiety and post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD). These weed depression quotes may also give you a positive boost:

It’s CANnabis, not CAN’Tabis. – Unknown

A puff a day keeps the debauched attitude away. – Unknown

Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to far more people than marijuana ever could. – William F. Buckley, Jr.

Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable. – Kurt Vonnegut

A friend in need’s a friend indeed; A friend with weed is better. – Placebo in “Pure Morning”

Hey-hey-hey-hey! Smoke weed everyday! – Nate Dogg in “The Next Episode”

Share the Green Love

Tell your friends about these stoner quotes to share the love. These high sayings remind us of the simpler things in life. They’re a way to calm our minds from the daily grind and uplift our spirits.

As Snoop Dogg said, “Smoke the marijuana and get high. Stay above the wicked and fly.” 

If you know of any more fun weed lines, let us know in the comments below.


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