I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. — Ziad K. Abdelnour
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. — Winnie the Pooh
I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed. — William Shakespeare
I put the pro in procrastinate. — Unknown
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity. — Unknown
It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek. — Unknown
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool. — Unknown
The most memorable people in life will be the friends who loved you even when you weren’t very lovable.