Funny Quotes
Home » Funny Quotes (32 Quotes)I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.
UnknownOf course I’m not perfect; there’s a crack in my ass!
UnknownI have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.
UnknownBe the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up.’
UnknownSilence is golden; duct tape is silver.
UnknownI’m so broke, I can’t even pay attention.
UnknownFriendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
UnknownA good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body.
UnknownA politician is a fellow who lay your life down for his country.
UnknownTomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
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