Funny Quotes
I put the pro in procrastinate.
Unknown
Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.
Unknown
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.
Unknown
It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.
Unknown
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.
Unknown
We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.
Unknown
I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.
Unknown
My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.
Unknown
It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office.
Shirley MacLaine
Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
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